Smiley smiles

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
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Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
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Teacher : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
One Student: "Because George still had the axe in is hand"
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Nature and Japan

Todai-ji in Nara city. The biggest wooden temple in the world, Todai-ji houses a colossal statue of Buddha, known in Japanese as the Daibutsu. Kiyomizudera Pure Water Temple is one of the most celebrated temples of Japan.
Japanese garden in Kyoto. The house belongs to the imperial family.